YouTube: September 30, 2014

Hey, guys! I may have mentioned this once or twice but I find it relevant to talk about now. My YouTube channel. My subscribers are infinitely expanding; and I want you to know about it. About a month ago, I celebrated 1000 views (yay!), and now, a month later, I have almost 2000 views! Well, 1860 to be exact. I have 128 videos, and I guess that's a lot. I am currently working on a video where I run a mile. Man, that was tough. I just really want you to subscribe to me---and I sub back. Besides, it isn't a big deal. Why am I typing this? Nobody reads my blog.

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What is up, my dudes???!!!: September 17, 2014

Hi! I haven't posted in awhile, so I wanted to say hi so... HI!!!

NOT SCHOOL!!!: August 29, 2014

Oh no! School starts on September 2, 2014!!! THAT ONLY GIVES ME FOUR MORE DAYS OF FREEDOM!!! OH NO!!! Well, I sorta have five days because the first day of school is just partying, but it has no marijuana or alcohol and therefore it's not fun. JUST KIDDING!!! Also, my two best friends are in my class too. I really HATE the fact that an "aid" is following me around every second of every day. School is 7 hours long, and I get 20 MINUTES away from my "aid". If my "aid" doesn't get away from me, she will soon get AIDS! And she butts in at recess when I'm talking to my friends. She filters our chat so much all we can talk about is Barney the Dino. We can't even talk about condoms! Just kidding, once again. Me and my friends make code words so we don't get caught.



Until next time,



Nick Werling



P.S. I am making a website in The Deep Web. I'm so excited!
P.S.S. You should listen to "Weird Al" Yankovic's song Foil and Amish Paradise.
P.S.S.S. Why am I having somany P.S.'s?

Good Mythical BYE.



:-)

My First Ad on My Blog!!!: August 15, 2014

The ad was for Randy Travis's new song "The Man I Am" in the album "Influence, Volume II". Yay! You can listen to it at: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x23dn5x_randy-travis-influence-vol-2-the-man-i-am-download-link_videogames

199 Views: August 12, 2014

Yaay! We hit 199. Soon 200. Bye!!!

Girls: August 9, 2014

I'm starting to like girls. Mom says its normal but i know its cray cray

Happy August: August 5, 2014

its august officially!!! yaya! it has been 5 days even tho it doesn't feel dat long

Guinea Fever: July 26, 2014

Hey guys, just wanted to tell ya that the last three days have been the holy grail for ms guineapig! 2,597 views on google+ and 257 on the blog!!!

dsgfhsdrgdfgdsfdfafd: July 24, 2014

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My MCPE server! 1000 Diamonds: July 21, 2014

Hi! I just leaned a glitch in MCPE, and it gives you unlimited diamonds. Come into my server, its ip is 127.0.0.1, and its port is 19132. I'd be happy to share 64 diamonds with you!

Me is bored: July 19, 2014

Hi!!! I don't have anything to do today, so I just press the bored button. Bored button is a really cool website where---well, its hard to explain. Just check it out 4 urself, and youl like it.

MCPE 0.9.0. and 0.9.1.; and I will be posting more often.: July 18, 2014 *IMPORTANT*

Hello. I haven't posted to my blog in a while, so here's a notification: I will try to update my blog and Ms. Guinea Pig's blog, at least weekly, but probably daily. It has been exatly 100 days since the one year anniversary of my blog. My blog is 15 months old, or 66 weeks old, or 465 days old, or 11,160 hours old, or 669,591 minutes old, or 40,175,479 seconds old, as of right now. That is within 60 seconds of accuracy. Mr. Guinea Pig (now Ms.)'s blog is not yet a year old, but it was 12 days before I started playing Minecraft (MCPE). Mr./Ms. Guinea Pig's Blog is only 4 months old, or 19 weeks old, or 135 days old, or 3,238 hours old, or 194,222 minutes old, or 11,653,499 seconds old, and once again, that is within 60 seconds accuracy. How about from now on, instead of Mr. Guinea Pig's blog, from now on, let's call it "Ms. Guinea Pig's Blog". Cuz remember, he dies of obesity. Anyway, that was the important part, I just wanted to tell you that I'll try to post more. Now let's go to the not-important part. The HUGE MCPE update. On July 10, 2014, exactly eight days ago, the 0.9.0. MCPE update came out. To go further than this into the story, I will need to explain. In early April, I don't exactly know how I found out about 0.9.0., but I think this is the way it goes: All the kids in my school were talking about killing the ender dragon, so I searched how to find an ender dragon in Minecraft on Google (or--- God forbid--- Bing), and it said you had to kill endermen. At that time, I thought that the PC version was exactly the same as Pocket Edition, so I did what it said in the videos, but still no endermen. I later searched "How to find endermen in MCPE, and it said that there were no endermen in MCPE, but they'd add them probably in late April to late May. Every day, I looked at the Minecraft screen, and every day, it said "Open", not what I was hoping, I was hoping it'd say "Update". Overall, I was dissapointed, but I was also very happy, too. By the next update, 0.10.0, I think that I'll be more happy with that one, because they are adding Brewing, and Enchanting, and Ender Pearls. In the 0.9.0. update in Creative Mode, I saw that they had End Stone, and an End portal, so I guess that there MIGHT be The End, but I'm not sure. There are now infinite worlds, also flat ones (which are infinite), and you can get the old world type (256x256), but who wants to be enclosed in a 265x265 BOX! Beds don't restore your health, which I hate, and they also added monster spawners, which suprised me because monster spawners are very advanced, and I thought they would be added in 0.10.0. In 0.11.0, they will add weather, which will be pretty cool. Around 0.13.0, MCPE is going to get as close as it'll ever be to the PC edition. I don't know why they should keep on working on MCPE past 0.13.9 because there's pretty much gunna be everything. 0.13.1, 0.13.2, 0.13.3, 0.13.4, 0.13.5, 0.13.6, 0.13.7, 0.13.8, and 0.13.9 will just be bug fixes from 0.13.0. Anyway, I am going to guess when the MCPE 0.10.0 update will come out, and I will use my (not-so) awesome math skills (AKA a calculator), to either add or subtract to make the amount of days i was off, and that number will be my score, if it is really high, I will drink Drano (FIGURATEVLY!!!), and if it's really low, I'll give myself a pat on the back. When 0.10.0 does eventually, I'll edit this post and put the date right here: ________ __ ____. Also, on July 12, 2014, I was researching the update for MCPE, and I found out that 0.9.1. had came out one day before that. Now I'm reading that 0.9.2, 0.9.3, and 0.9.4. has come out! I brought my Kindle, but it looks as if it hasn't come out yet for Kindle???!!! Anyway, my longest post ever is has now come to The End.



Bye!!! :-)



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QR Codes: May 13, 2014

I have found this really cool website (http://www.qrstuff.com/), it lets you put something into it and shows it in the form of a QR code. Check it out!

check out mr guinea pig: March 24, 2014

Hey. Me & my friend Melody Lueck just started a blog. Check it out:

mrguineapigsblog.blogspot.com

btw: s/o to mrs. humes

My Blog is 29,216,402 seconds old.:March 13, 2014

Hello! I just used http://www.mathcats.com/explore/age/calculator.html to calculate the age of my blog.
My blog is:
11 months old or
48 weeks old or
338 days old or
8,116 hours old or
486,942 minutes old or
29,216,565 seconds (number is within 60 seconds of actual amount)

...and my blog will be one year old in:
26 days, 16 minutes, and 0 seconds.

Try it, it's fun.

Writing a letter to France!: March 10, 2014

I am writing a letter to Le Gras in Saint-Loup-De-Varenns, France, where this photograph was taken:

It was taken in 1826, and has been verified as the world's oldest/first photograph ever taken.

Good morning: March 8, 2014

Watch this.

Sorry I haven't posted in a while!: March 3, 2014

Hey guys! Sorry I haven't blogged for a while, but now I'm back to spread the happy. I've almost totally forgotten about my blog, so I'll try to remember to blog, but it really is hard, with all this other stuff I have to do. Well, the last time I blogged was in 2013, so happy (late) 2014! :p. Yesterday, I watched the Oscars, and they were a bit boring.